Today, the Opposition said I wouldn't be able to cope with an aging population. I said I'd deal with it. They said I wouldn't. PML
Hi kids! Kevin here to present the latest artistic impression of my great work. As you can see I've been taking great strides in making the internet a safe place for us all. Check it out, your parents have already bought censoring illegal content and p0rn, only one more to go before the internet is a truly safe place for the Labour party.
That's all for today! Rudd away!