Today, I grew a pair and stood up to China over immigration. Nobody noticed. PML
Today, I called Geoff Raby back to Australia. I was fearful the Kuei-Jin would call a blood hunt on him. PML
Hi kids! Kevin here to present the latest artistic impression of my great work. As you can see I've been taking great strides in making the internet a safe place for us all. Check it out, your parents have already bought censoring illegal content and p0rn, only one more to go before the internet is a truly safe place for the Labour party.
That's all for today! Rudd away!