Today, to gain some publicity for my Education Revolution I personally delivered a number of computers to an out-of-the-way school. The school's power had been cut a week earlier. PML
Today, I discovered that random people go around hot linking images to suck up my bandwidth. Thanks a bunch. PML
Today, Erin Burnett, whom I have never met, called me a racist serial camel killer. I've got nothing personal against camels, it's just business. PML
Today, the Pope agreed with me. PML
Hello again sweet Australia! It is I - your Prime Minister - here to have a little chat. Australia, we've had some good times, and Australia, we've had some bad times too. We've seen it all, you and I. From broad ranging issues to the tiniest of details. We've been through so much together. Now however, we are facing a whole new kind of problem. Greed. Specifically, foreign greed. By the former governments refusal to stop opening up our markets and it's constant attack on Australian Made our once great nation has been reduced to relying on foreign tourists to keep our economy going. It was great for a while, cheap goods, rich Europeans. Though, as we all know, the good times didn't last. The GEC virus spread quickly from the country of origin quickly through the trade channels and soon every economy was sick. Except maybe, this governments.
What helped this rapid spread? Many reasons, lack of quarantines, open market economics, transnational organizations. Our reliance on external forces from years of selling out has taken its toll.
The solution is simple, more control. Others have agreed with me, Obama, a third of the United Nations, North Korea. Even the Pope agreed when he called for the establishment of a global economic order. He even fool proofed the plan by stating that it should be under Church control, and not under the control of inexperienced and biased governments. Not only has the Pope taken my idea, his given it a divine touch.
From Canberra with love.
Today, my ISP opted into my filtering program. None of my favorite websites work anymore. PML