Science Awards

Today, I unveiled my 'Prime Minister's Prizes for Science' initiative, I'll announce the winner as soon as Al Gore gets nominated. PML

Evidence-Based Policy

Today, I informed the nation that I believe in something called evidence-based policy. I was asked why I go against my beliefs. PML

Reining in the Spending

Today, the Opposition said I wouldn't be able to cope with an aging population. I said I'd deal with it. They said I wouldn't. PML

Surrendering the Keys

Today, I spoke out against critics of the Copenhagen treaty. The people are not going to prevail on my watch. PML

Red Dawn

Today, I learnt that in 'Soviet Australia, outback visits you!' PML

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