Overpopulation

Today, I started my election campaign focusing on concerns about overpopulation. I was asked how I would cut immigration. PML

Past, Present, and Future

Today, I wanted to look to the future. The press wanted to look to the past. PML

9 to 9

Today, in my opening address, I distanced myself from all the issues that resulted in the down fall of Kevin07, such as the intention of introducing internet censorship. I'm rather sure the audience believed me. PML

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow

Today, I resigned. PML

The People Choose?

Today, I told the state leaders that I'd call a referendum if they refused support my health care reforms. They told me to stop calling them. PML

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