Today, I informed the nation that I believe in something called evidence-based policy. I was asked why I go against my beliefs. PML
Today, the Opposition said I wouldn't be able to cope with an aging population. I said I'd deal with it. They said I wouldn't. PML
Today, I spoke out against critics of the Copenhagen treaty. The people are not going to prevail on my watch. PML
Today, I learnt that in 'Soviet Australia, outback visits you!' PML
Today, I added 4chan to the black list. They responded by hacking my website. PML